radio: guess its true im not good at a one night stand

me: r u tho

(Source: 100327)

but like have u ever seen me high lol

but like have u ever seen me high lol

(Source: shwagerr)

my neck is 3 degrees colder than the rest of my body

officialunitedstates:

 a man walks into a bar exam.  he is incredibly unprepared and fails to get his law degree

littlevillains:

*Bob Belcher voice* oh my god

nayx:

*drags ass across carpet* im in a mood

(Source: cruelworld30)

Happen, with me.

edwardspoonhands:

satancigarettes:

The vlog brothers URLs suck

image

pixography:

Nelina Trubach-Moshnikova

its got such colorful streaks, contrast, and a booty

pixography:

Nelina Trubach-Moshnikova

its got such colorful streaks, contrast, and a booty

frozenfontana:

iaintnopapaya:

Disney Princesses as sloths.

but why